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Women Are Needed That Can Street Fight

Mar 25, 2008
Female bodyguards are being employed in larger numbers. They are proving to be more useful than the old style version of a macho protector. Hiring a woman as a bodyguard gives you the added protection that you can unleash her power with little chance of liability. No judge will believe that a woman is capable of using such a powerful force.

Women that are being harassed and stalked by a rejected lover are turning to private security agencies to have a woman bodyguard protect them. The female bodyguard will quickly provide a solution. Any guy that is harassing and stalking her client will soon be taught a lesson he will never forget. A swift kick to his balls will teach him to keep his distance from his former girlfriend. He will be too embarrassed to report this painful experience to the proper authorities.

One private security agency employs over fifty females who have earned black belts. Each one of them is capable of battling with as much as three ordinary men and sending them all to the hospital. One of the agencies bodyguards is a sixty year old grandma that has been proven to be the most deadly. She once demolished a street gang single handed. She was hired by a store owner that was being harassed by the gang. Witnesses said the sight of an elderly lady ass wiping ten tough men was a sight that they would never forget.

Hollywood stars who are stalked by admirers are turning to female bodyguards for protection. Male bodyguards are useless against a gang of fans determined to sexually molest a celebrity. That gang has to be kicked and punched to protect their client. It would look awful if one of their male bodyguards would do that. A few female bodyguards with black belt experience could send a pack of stalkers running in the opposite direction. Nobody but the stalkers that were making the life of the celebrity a bad one would complain. Their complaints would fall on deaf ears.

A dictator of an oil rich country keeps one hundred female bodyguards in his compound. They are all lesbians that are extremely loyal to their benefactor. If he dies they will all be homeless. Each one carries a sword and pistol, they will quickly use either one if their master is in danger. A coup by members of the army was quickly defeated by his female bodyguards. The testicles of the disloyal were strewn around the compound grounds. No prisoners were taken. It is sure nobody will ever try to depose that dictator again.

The female bodyguard is quickly replacing male protection because she is more effective. Many single men that are weak and poor as fighters are now marrying women that have earned the degree of a black belt. They have found it to be a great way of protecting themselves. The macho male is slowly losing his power in the face of a female that knows how to battle. This is bad news for bullies and those that victimize the weak. It is good news for people who need a lady that can fight.

Many single men are now searching to find a woman companion that can street fight. This has happened since watching the kick boxing tournaments that were recently held at Las Vegas. There women fighters displayed their talents magnificently. A man that can't street fight for what ever reason dreams of having one of those ladies for a girlfriend or even a wife. Because the best way a helpless man can protect himself is by having a female street fighter as a girlfriend. She will be on his side if attacked by a crazy man or street bully. Having protection against violence has become even more important to a helpless guy then sexual pleasure. He dreams of the day when he will be physically secure.

If you are a woman that would like to make yourself more valuable to a guy that is a poor street fighter, join a karate training school. But remember that you can never duplicate a man in certain areas of strength. A closed fist blow to a mans chest is useless if used by a woman. There are better ways for a woman to use her power. Learn to escape from the ground when being mounted, pinned down or held down. Discard techniques that require some degree of strength to work. Bolster your skills with pressure point strikes. They will cause the assailant to lose control of his limbs and mobility. Poke the eyes, stomp the feet, and use the old reliable kick in the balls, it is usually a winner. Once a women is trained as a competent street fighter she will become extremely precious to an elderly or physically weak husband. He will not leave the house without her. If single she will have no problem finding a guy. Most men have no street fighting skills and need a lady to protect them. When dating a guy the women that is an expert at street fighting should make her date aware of it. If his intentions are to assault her he will quickly change his mind. If he lives in fear of being a victim of violence himself she will have found a guy that will always cling to her.

When filling out a profile at a dating service you should put it at the top of the list that you are a competent street fighter. You will be swamped with offers of marriage by men that need protection against violence. If you are a lonely woman that has little to offer most men, this is your chance to get a great guy. Learn how to street fight and tell your dates that you are the best. I am sure you will never be lonely again.
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