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Dating Predators And How To Recognise Them

Aug 17, 2007
Today's Dating Predators comes in all shapes, sizes and disguises. Here is a tongue in cheek look at the types of macho male (and not so macho) dating predators out there, and is designed to give you some understanding and recognise the many camouflage techniques available to them in there quest to get laid.

There is a "saying" I like to use when explaining to women how to understand the mentality of men: "think like a mug". Now remember that this article is not only meant to help women to understand these hunters of female flesh, but to also point out to dating predators just how obvious they are to a well trained female eye. So tone it down a bit boys, the secret is to seduce your women with genuine affection and interest.

These hardcore professional Casanovas are never satisfied with any one woman because they cant find satisfaction within.

How do you spot one of these toxic types? Well, it pays to do your research. Firstly, know thine enemy. It's important that you understand the male psyche and its biological imperatives when trying to deal with dating predators. Have you ever wondered what makes men act like sleazes in the first place? It's their sperm. Honestly. Sperm is what takes an otherwise sane man and turns him into a wild eyed, pole humping sex freak on the turn of a coin. Their little tadpole like givers are relentless. So don't ever let a man tell you he doesn't think about sex 100 per cent of the time. Anything else is a bald faced lie. An how can you tell if a man is lying? Simple. His lips are moving.

The second piece of advice is to know thine strategy. Serial dating predators are social psychopaths: calm, calculating and patient. They are willing to put in a lot of groundwork in the hope that it will come to fruition in time. They never ever just get lucky, not in his eyes. The way they see it, every victory - no matter how small - is due to the pull of there sexual gravity. Remember, they are narcissist.

But its no use going forth fresh with your research and new set of mindskills if you don't know how to spot one of these toxic bachelors. No two dating predators are the same but they do have there stereotypical habits. Here are some of the creatures you may encounter. Its not pretty: don't say you weren't warned...

The Patient Predator

Cool and composed, the Patent Predator is the original social psychopath. He'd like to believe he's the Alpha male of your dreams, but insecurities, such as a small dick, hold him back

Habitat : Most likely to be seen in trendy bars and clubs. Keep an eye out for excess enthusiasm when he greets the doorman and bar staff - anything to give him the edge.
Modus Operandi : Happy to put in the long term groundwork with as many different women as possible for more options. Will wait for an opportunity before pouncing. Known to stalk.
Weaknesses : Few. Husbands and boyfriends are irrelevant to the Patent Predator. It's all part of the challenge. Deals with rejection hard.
Hunts : Sometimes in tamdan with another pseudo-Alpha Male but will hunt alone once his prey is cornered.
Favourite Conversation : It's all about you baby. This guy is so emotionally intune with your needs. or so it would seem.
Props : Doesn't need them. He's looking for your heart - so he can break it.
Drink Of Choice : Are you serious? This guy's so serious he'll only drink what you're drinking. As in: "Let me get you a drink. What are you having? No way! That's my drink. Wow! This is uncanny!"
Pick-up Line : "You know, I think the writer, Arthur Miller, was right when he said, 'Today the emphasis is on sex, and very little on the beauty of the sexual relationship. Contemporary books portray it like a contest, which is absurd'. Don't you agree?"

The Gigolo

Up-front and for some lovin', the gigolo's goal is a one night stand, pure and simple. or possibly future part time romps.

Habitat : Anywhere, any time, and any place. The gigolo never rests.
Modus Operandi : Like the Patient Predator, the gigolo is happy to spend time doing major groundwork, but only if a pot of gold at the end of the evening is pretty much guaranteed. Keep an eye out for the gigolo restlessly hunting the pub crowd for strays a half an hour before closing time.
Weaknesses : Intellectual conversation.
Hunts : Alone. He flies solo, this man doesn't want any competition.
Favourite Conversation : His prowness in the sack. How hot your looking.
Props : His abs.
Drink Of Choice : Vodka, lime and soda. He doesn't want a beer gut.
Pick-up Line : "Fancy a threesome".

The Older Gentleman

The Older gentleman wants what he could never get as a young man - hot women for guilt free sex. He cunningly stands by his motto: age and treachery will always beat youth and beauty.

Habitat : Same as the Patient Predator; anywhere he can flaunt his assets - financial ones that is.
Modus Operandi : The Older Gentleman knows through experience that women get turned on mentally, as opposed to mans fascination with the physical.Knowing this, the Older Gentleman uses every wily trick in the book, quoting Marcel Proust, Oscar Wilde and Anais Nin at length.
Weaknesses : Alcohol. Gramps can't handle the piss as much as his younger prey. Is also known to spit when he speaks - bad if he is a close talker.
Hunts : In small to medium groups of four to six men. In other words just enough to show you he's popular but without too much sausage scaring off the ladies.
Favourite Conversation : See props below. Who said money cant buy love?.
Props : The Older gentleman is the original props department, chasing his ever depleting youth by buying expensive and elaborate toys. He's got it all and he hopes you want it too. The Older gentleman knows that this is his edge - financial freedom - and will use it as a crutch in conversation. He knows his target market are young, ambitious girls with limited intelligence. He closes in on these types.
Drink Of Choice : Anything top shelf.
Pick-up Line : "If I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to seduce me. What do you say we drive we drive the Bently up to the beach cottage this weekend and take the boat out for a cruise.?"

The Nothing To Lose Loser

As the title suggests, this guys got nothing going for him and he knows it. The way he sees it, he's got a one in a million chance of picking a girl up, so why not have a go?. What harm is there?. If he strikes out, so what?. Nothing changes in his life. But if this scattergun seduction technique actually hits something, oh, sweet success...

Habitat : Ocker pubs and beer gardens. Nightclubs when they let him in.
Modus Operandi : Whether it's the look of sheer desperation or his face or the fact that his tongue drags on the ground when women are about. The Nothing To Lose Loser is never invited into a conversation with a women. Aware of this, he will look for the quick one liner chay-up, the one in a million stab in the dark. Unfortunately for our global gene pool, he usually gets palmed.
Weaknesses : He stares a lot. It's vile.
Hunts : The runt of his male social group. the Nothing To Lose Loser goes for a dash and grab approach with the ladies. Prefers hunting in large groups.
Favourite Conversation : Footy, beer, his car, foot, beer, his car, footy, beer and his car.Just listen to him crash and burn.
Props : Owns a T-shirt with 'Nice tits, mind if I feel them' emblazoned across the front.
Drink Of Choice : Beer, beer, beer or Jim Beam.
Pick-up Line : "Your place or mine? Tell ya what - I'll flip a coin. Heads at my place, tails at yours".

Toxic Bachelor Alert : How To Foil One

Be on your guard. Give as good as you get. Learn to spot them a mile off and steer clear. Or get ready with some classic, rejection one liners.

No toxic bachelor likes to be made a fool of in front of his mates. Anything you do to dating predators that makes them look silly puts them on the back foot and hopefully on the run. Be alert and don't fall for there schmoozing!
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