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The Humble Ink Cartridge Is Often Mistaken

May 14, 2008
You'd think with the advent of spell checker that mistakes would no longer be made but one rule of the typist and computer programmer is never to trust the spell checker. You would be amazed that one slip of the finger and you will write all manner of things which could be mis-construed and god forbid you should mis-spell whatever it is you are looking for on the internet.

Take for instance the humble ink cartridge. All you need is a nail malfunction, or temporary loss of concentration and you've typed extra letters where there shouldn't be any. Search results will be entirely different. Very possibly you will be searching for 'pink' cartridge instead of ink cartridge.

A pink cartridge is a little devise that you can purchase if you are young with a teeny, teeny body and daddy has lots of money. It gives you the ability to view the world in pink alone. Everything looks rosy and sugary and the world takes on a completely surreal tint. You will feel compelled to carry a small dog in your hand bag, or even as a handbag and delight will be found in things like a horrendously priced hairclip or some such banal trivia.

Another attempt at looking for an ink cartridge will come up with a 'sink' cartridge with the wrong spelling. Unlike an ink cartridge, you will not get reams of perfectly printed letters or colourful pictures. You will, instead, get a multi-purpose devise that is purely for the plumbing industry.

A genuine slip of the index finger whilst searching for an ink cartridge will bring you 'think' cartridges. These are acquired rather than purchased and you will find yourself with them the morning after the night before. Through a haze of alcoholic hangover you will be racking your brain trying to remember what you did, who you spoke to and how many ex's you phoned and abused.

A rink cartridge is something from the line of refrigeration. They come in various sizes and are used to freeze anything from the local ice rink to the fridge/freezers of domestic use. Long term usage in the domestic environment can have the knock on effect of freezing the wife or long term partner and this is not recommended.

Link cartridges are computer programmes that will link all websites that you request it to and is quite useful but not an ink cartridge. There are also mink cartridges that are pellets you put down holes in the ground to smoke out the furry coated critters and thus provide a lovely little coat for next winter for those who have taken the pink cartridge.

Take great care in how you type in ink cartridge. You need a devise that's going to supply inks to your printer or photocopier. If in doubt, check it out before you try using it. It should be a relatively small, probably black, contraption that makes a mess over your hands and fits neatly into the void in your printer. If you don't take care when looking for an ink cartridge, you could well end up with a kink cartridge and that is an entirely different thing altogether.
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Expert writer Catherine Harvey looks at what can happen if you mis spell ink cartridge in a computer search.
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