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Top Ten Clues You Are Too Comfortable in Your Relationship

Aug 9, 2008
Are you a woman who has gotten just a little too comfortable in your relationship? Take a look at the top 10 ways to send your man running right into the arms of another woman and see if perhaps you have gotten too comfortable.

#1. You wear grannie panties - I don't think I need to explain what these ugly underwear say to a man. Unless you are 70 years of age or older, don't go near these bloomers with a ten foot pole. Men hate them. Sexy women wear thongs or bikini's... or nothing... no matter what size buttocks they have.

#2. You have an open door bathroom policy. - Anyway you look at it... an open door bathroom policy stinks. There's not a man alive who gets turned on by seeing his woman on the pot, toilet, sh@$#%er... or can. Whatever you want to call it shut the door and remain private.

#3. You come to bed wearing flannel pj's, oversized tee shirts or God forbid... a tent moo moo. You are asking for trouble. Throw them away and buy something feminine to sleep in.

#4. You fail to shave your legs, armpits or hair around your pubic area - Sorry gals, we don't live in Europe... so shave for heaven's sake. Pubic hair should be cut trim for a fresh, clean appearance. Out of control hair anywhere on the body is a major turn off for most men.

#5. You burp and/or fart at will - Men love to do it.. they think it's funny and relaxing. Men hate to hear these foul excretions coming from their woman. If you must burp or fart, do it behind closed doors and hope your man doesn't hear it and/or smell it.

#6. You feel comfortable saying "no" to sex on a regular basis - Be prepared for your man to look elsewhere. Let's face it ladies... very few men are going to live a life of celibacy.

#7. You have the mouth of a truck driver - You know more four letter words than a long haired, cigarette smoking truck driver named Denny. It's a turn off and not lady like. Keep your foul mouth to a minimum.

#8. You have bad toenails and fingernails - You know what I mean by "bad" - dirty, chipped, half painted, rugged nails are a turn off to men. Sexy women have sexy looking nails.

#9. You constantly put the kids and/or family pet ahead of your man - Easy thing to do ladies, I know... our children and pets really depend on us and they love us unconditionally, all the time. However, if you make your man feel like he is second, third or even fourth in line for your affections, realize there is someone out there that will make him feel like the most important person in the world.

#10. Don't be a naive fool... - If you suspect that your husband/boyfriend is cheating, check his cellular phone call detail and text messages on the phone. Her number will show up guaranteed! If your man works every night and on weekends, you may want to follow him or have someone else follow him. How about your best girlfriend?

He could be spending time with a woman who doesn't burp, fart, wear grannie panties, who closes the bathroom door with clean, beautiful nails and who has all the time in the world to devote to your man.

Think about it ladies... if your man is worth keeping, it may take a little effort on your part. I have yet to find a man who does not agree with each and every one of these points.
About the Author
Jackie Mahaney is a dating & relationship journalist as well as an inspiring author of a novel titled, "Meet Delaney" and host of "Everyday Woman" found on Women Web TV. Mahaney writes about life's personal relationships with honesty, integrity and of course, humor! To learn more about her books, relationship events and web tv show, visit Jackie Mahaney.
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