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Are Your Brad Pitts On Full Beam

Aug 11, 2008
Fun puppies, bristols, chumbawumbas, melons, jugs, devils dumplings, baloobas, baps, airbags or bee stings. There are a million words to describe the woman's breast and all go to show the fascination that people have for them, male and female.

Many women think that their breasts just aren't big enough and a breast augmentation is on the list of 'to do's'. They see it as the be all and end all. That if they had larger breasts they would get the man they want, get the job they want, feel more of a woman and be more successful in life.

I have to admit in younger days I have also felt those pangs of grief and inadequacy in the breast department. Through the teens and early twenties, women hinge an awful lot on their boobs, so to speak. During the teens, girls discover that boys stop talking to their faces and start talking to their 'bazookas'. Now this can go one of two ways. We will either be mortified that we don't have enough to display or we will feel embarrassed that they are there for the world to see and blacking our eyes through every PE lesson.

The dilemma girls go through when developing breasts is the equivalent of the male question as to whether or not he is 'big enough'.

By the mid-twenties, what we have is pretty much what we are stuck with failing a breast augmentation job. However, this is a time when women find they can be quite useful. High flying business meetings will be completely yours if you allow a slight glimpse of cleavage. Men are just so fickle! When you're looking for that pay rise, just wear something clingy or low cut and your boss will agree with anything you suggest due to his 'mamnesia'. This is the affliction that means a man forgets everything on sight of a decent pair of mammaries.

Of course, with our modern world being what it is, we do not simply have to settle for what we have. There are methods of enhancement, trickery and make up techniques to improve the appearance. Women can buy all sorts of scaffolding to hold what they have in perfect positioning. We can purchase 'chicken fillets' that sit inside the bra to boost our assets, we can buy instruments of torture that reposition the boobs, strap them down, lift and separate or squeeze together. Most women's magazines will, at some point, run an article on how to shade the cleavage with make up to make it look more than what it is.

Women do not realise that most men are happy to get their hands on these yazoos whatever their size. They know they come in all shapes and sizes and, as much as women think we need to be big to satisfy, more than a handful really is a waste. Just find a man with small hands!

At some point in a woman's life she will come to realise that, with or without a decent shelf, a man will come along that will be happy with them. Then comes the wedding followed by the babies. This is the point where breasts take on a whole new meaning. During pregnancy we have the bust of our dreams, after pregnancy we have a bust to trip over. Life is so unfair!

If you get to the point of divorce and being back on the market in later years, your attention once again gets drawn to the 'rack' and whether or not it needs perking up, filling out or a total reconstruction through breast augmentation surgery. Once again, we are back full circle to thinking that our life and any future happiness hinges on what we have in our bras. Pathetic!
About the Author
Cosmetic surgery expert Catherine Harvey looks at the reasons women sometimes resort to breast augmentation to feel better about themselves.
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