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Have an Extra Chin? Maybe It's Time For a Necklift!

Sep 5, 2008
People these days are fatter than ever. Of course, people throughout history have been obese, but nowadays you can't help but see at least a hundred fat people in any given day. You can blame junk food and lots of time sitting in front of a computer for this.

Okay, so you admit it, you're fat and are thinking of getting a necklift. You're really tired of walking around with the weight of a small dog under your face. It's actually rather humorous, because there's a big indentation between where your face and several extra chins meet. You can clearly see how handsome you'd be if you got this necklift once and for all.

At the bar one night, you tell the guys about your plans for a necklift. They all laugh, and say that you're getting all metrosexual on them. Well, maybe you are, but you're not about to go through life single, as you have up to this point. No, you're going to become a new man, and a necklift will certainly help.

You're not walking into this with absolutely no clue of what this all will entail. No, you've done your research, and you've found out that the procedure involves getting rid of excess fat (yay!) with a little liposuction, and then tightening the muscles in the neck to give the skin a firm look.

However, you're also fully aware that this kind of procedure is generally not done on someone who is as overweight as you are. So, you're going to join a gym. Maybe your gym membership is actually going to be your ticket to a love life! You can just see it now - an overweight woman struggling on the elliptical machine next to you, and you gallantly offering to refill her water bottle at the water fountain.

Well, it's now six months later, and you've definitely lost some weight. You're very proud of yourself, and rather than toting around a small dog under your face, it's more like a guinea pig. You were hoping that maybe you'd lose enough weight that you wouldn't have to get the procedure done, but it turns out that even if you did get the weight all off, you'd have folds of wrinkly skin left over.

Come to think of it, your neighbor probably had this procedure done. She's in her seventies, and told you to get her mail for her while she was away "in Barbados". Well, two weeks later, she came back looking quite different. Her neck, once wrinkly and much resembling that of a turkey's, now was smooth and more like that of a swan's.

If an old woman can do it, then you sure as heck can too. After all, you're the kind of person who, once he makes up his mind, can bring about great change. You're ready to go and find a certified doctor that specializes in these kings of procedures. You're healthier than you've been in a long time, and you're ready for a new look!
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