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Male Enhancement - You Want Fries With That ?
Male enhancement - the two word phrase has always made you a little uncomfortable since you first heard it advertised on television. It even seems the manufacturers of the products are slightly uncomfortable about the subject matter of their own product.
An example of this would be the TV ad where the attractive girl talks about 'increasing the size of a certain part of the male body,' and you feel like screaming at the TV, " What part of the male body? The ears? The feet? What part, lady? The penis? Well then, say it, dammit. Don't keep it a secret. This is the year 2008, not the 1800's."
You actually are amazed that companies have come up with a pill or a cream or a capsule that can increase penis size. What will they think of next? Does this stuff really work? If so, how much? Quarter inch? Half inch? An inch? Two inches? Three inches? Six inches? A foot?
You think that you yourself would not mind a little added length. What guy wouldn't. You're not what you used to be. You can remember when you were about 15 years old, you actually got out a ruler and measured yourself late one night at 7 inches. It seemed a decent enough length until you started hearing other guys in high school and college brag about their 10 inches of dynamite, which made you slightly paranoid about feeling short-changed. Yes, most were probably lying through their teeth and out of their minds.
Still, you feel you are not like you used to be at 15 years old, and this whole male enhancement business has made you curious about the entire subject.
You definitely figure that if you do get a male enhancement product, it will either be from a TV ad, or an online ad and not from a retail outlet because of a previous embarrassing situation ordering a delicate item from a retail store.
You were at a video store and were going to pick up a porn movie because some friends had recommended it, but you were a little squeamish about ordering just one porn movie, so you pick out two mainstream movies also. You go to the checkout line, which was long on a packed Friday night, and the teen-age clerk starts opening up your movies and literally screams out, "one 'Ben-Hur', one 'Gone With the Wind', and one 'Debbie Does Dallas' - will that be all sir?" You mumble, "Yeah, that's it," and slink out of the store mortified. You pray that nobody behind you in line knows you.
You visualize the same type scenario happening in a drugstore or pharmacy, with the clerk, for no good reason, calling out the 3 items you order, "one Bayer Aspirin, one Pepto-Bismol, and one Male- Enhancement!" The clerk then stupidly winks at you and says, "Go get her tonight, Tiger!" You can't get out of there fast enough. Ordering online is the only way to go.
You feel you are definitely going to order a male enhancement product, partly on the recommendation of your friend, Frank, who is very open-minded about sex, and swears by the quality and benefits of male enhancement products. If it's good enough for Frank, it is good enough for you. You feel that these are amazing times, when ordering a male enhancement product is as easy as ordering a cheeseburger, fries, and a coke.
You actually wonder if male enhancement products come in different size strengths like hamburgers come in different sizes - a regular, a Whopper, or a Double Whopper. If they do, you know what size male enhancement product you are ordering. You can't wait to find out.
About the Author T J McGowan is an American concerned with various male fitness and health issues, including male enhancement, and offers help for men with these concerns at the following site:
http://babalouie7.allinonehealth.com
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