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Why Are You Using Cheesy Pickup Lines?

Aug 17, 2007
Using cheesy pickup lines can be a dangerous way to strike up a conversation with a woman. When you say them to women, you run the risk of annoying her and having her run for the hills.

For instance, if you use any of these cheesy pick up lines, you'll discover that women will think you're an idiot:

"Excuse me...I have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"

"Is it just me, or are we destined to be married?"

"Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only TEN that I SEE!"

"Do you clean your pants with Windex? Because I can see myself in them"

"Hello, do you believe in love at first site? If so, should I walk by again?"

"You must be religious, because you look like an angel to me"

"Hey...I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into that cheap hotel across the road"

"Hello, I'm easy. Are you?"

"You have an incredible pair of legs! What time are they open?"

"Hey, do you know karate, because your body is kickin"

"Do you like dorky guys that live with their parents and have no money?"

"If I start petting you, would you follow me home?"

"Hey, I really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree!"

"Are you feeling alright, because it must have been a far fall from heaven?"

"Hello, Cupid just called. He wanted to have me tell you to give my heart back!"

"You are an incredible thief, because you were able to steal my heart from across the room."

"Your eyes are blue like the ocean and I am completely lost at sea"

"Well, here I am! What are you other two wishes?"

Instead of trying to use cheesy pickup lines, you should instead use a more natural conversation starter.

What you can do is notice something about a woman which makes her unique. Then go up to her and give a genuine compliment. It can be the way she dresses or how she interacts with her friends. Just find something that is something that you honestly like. By tailoring a compliment to the woman you're pursuing, you'll find more success then you would when you use cheesy pickup lines.

Trying to use cheesy pickup lines to start conversations is probably the worst way to start talking to a woman. When you take the time to create a genuine compliment, you'll discover that your overall success with women will increase!
About the Author
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