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Instead Of A Lame Pick Up Line, Try A Fake ID

Aug 18, 2007
In this day and age of trying to meet someone interesting to begin the dating process, the lame pick up line has long been considered worthless and juvenile. It is time to step up your game and become a seeker of lost love with a bit of creativity and ingenuity. That is where the fake I.D. comes in.

We all know that hungry for grown up activity youth use the fake I.D. illicitly, which of course, is not our aim here.

We are not out there looking to instruct you how to obtain a fake I.D. for any other illegal and quite frankly ridiculous reason that may find your evening cut short with a mug shot and a fingerprinting session. We are talking about using the fake I.D. as a method of introduction, or a venue to give you the courage to ask the individual you have been eyeballing for weeks on end for their company on something such as a date.

Using a fake I.D. to break the ice and get the ball rolling in your direction starts with understanding what it is you think you'd like to say, and then wrapping it into a creative name.

For men, this can be something along the lines of I.M. Yorman, or Will U. Sayess. Women might go with something like Jess B. Mine, or even Noa G. Spott for those particularly intimate encounters.

For the superiorly creative, an address can speak ten fold about the intentions of the interested and the hopes they are attempting to rely to the one they are interested in. 69 Missionary Lane in New Hope, PA might speak of forward and presumptuous intentions while 411 Available Ave in Loving Hills, NJ might express a more sincere and long term proposition.

While fake I.D.s are by far not considered an ordinary pick up line, they certainly show creativity and ingenuity that may present just the right sense of humor to hook a partner with a little appreciation for the effort. Making them specific for someone you already know is a unique method of expressing a previously unspoken interest.

If you're interested in a woman named Janice you can create the fake identification to express your interest solely in her, such as Janice B. Gentle, which can be a subtle slip off while approaching her casually.

When presenting a fake I.D. as a replacement for a lame pick up line, it should be used in such a manner. This means that offering up the fake identification in conjunction with a lame pick up line pretty much blows the whole creative angle.

Simply slipping the fake I.D. along with a drink in front of the object of your affection is a quiet and simple but effective method of cluing in the party of interest of your hopeful intentions. Cracking a joke to catch her attention is likely to counteract the action.

For less than the cost of an internet dating site membership, a fake identification that expresses your creative interest can be simply purchased. Because they are not being used for illegal purposes these fake I.D. s are not particularly expensive. Because they are not expensive, a few quick reference fake identifications can be kept on hand.

With a little bit of creative thought and a smooth delivery, a fake I.D. can be a humorous and effective method of meeting the better half you've been seeking. Simple and smooth delivery will naturally help seal the deal.
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