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25 Funny Bumper Stickers You Can Give Your Husband
Guys love their cars. Usually they love their wives more, but their cars often run a close second. So it seems only logical that when a wife wants to pick up a fun little trinket for her husband, something car oriented comes immediately to mind. A funny bumper sticker just for husbands or guys is a great gift and most guys will really appreciate it. Give him something that reflects his personality, his beliefs or his wit. Go ahead, have some fun with it!
The Money Factor
When we're talking about money, guys sure know how to jump in on the conversation, so give him a bumper sticker about money. That way, at least he'll certainly understand you. These are funny bumper stickers that take an easy nudge at your guy's obsession with money, so have just a little gentle fun at his expense.
1.They say the buck stops here, but I haven't seen any for a while.
2.I started out with nothing, and I haven't lost much of that.
3.Money isn't everything, but it sure makes my kids like me.
4.A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
5.If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
6.Bills traverse the postal system faster than checks do.
"Guy Speak"
See, guys don't think like women do. Bumper stickers can focus on your "special someone's" type of humor, so look for something with perfect, sarcastic, guy humor. You may even run across a few that you want on your car.
7.On the other hand .... You have an opposing thumb.
8.Good things come to those who wait? Nah. Those folks just get to pick through the leftovers.
9.Everyone has a photographic memory, but some people have dimmer "bulbs" than others.
10.If At First You Don't Succeed...Blame Someone Else And Seek Counselling.
Guys who Drive
Guys make jokes about women drivers, but in truth, guys have their fair share of driving issues too. Let him know that you recognize his issues and love him anyway with a funny bumper sticker aimed at guy drivers.
11.If You Can Read This -- DUCK! It Means My Trailer Has Come Loose.
12.I LOOK like a Responsible Adult - Just Kidding
13.How Many Roads Must a Man Go down before He Asks for Directions?
14.Until You Learn How to Drive, You Don't Know What Swearing Is.
15.I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
16.The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
On Being Married
Both men and women make plenty of jokes about being married. Let your guy have a bumper sticker that pokes just a little fun at marriage, lovingly.
17.Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
18.My Wife's Other Car Is A Broom!
19.Sure Marriage Is Grand, but Divorce is Even Grander -- $100 Grand"er," To Be Exact.
20.Wife and dog missing. Reward for dog.
21.Of Course I'm in Charge ? Right, Dear?
Having The Last Say
Is your guy an arm chair Socrates? If so, one of these philosophical funnies will hit the spot just right.
22.I AM a Grown Up ? Ner, ner, ner, ner, ner!
23.Seen and done everything, but danged if I can remember it.
24.Support bacteria-they're the only culture some people have.
25.No one is listening until you make a mistake.
A bumper sticker is fun and provides a good dose of humor. Go ahead, help him express himself. For once, give your guy the last word ? just this once anyway.
About the Author About the author: Buck Thompson shows that marketing through bumper stickers is cheap and effective and any company should consider using stickers.
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