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Cocky & Funny Lines That Attract Women

Aug 23, 2007
Cocky and funny behavior and words can demonstrate a number of things such as: Self-confidence, sexual confidence, humor, arrogance, intelligence, social status, etc.

Ironically, overuse of cocky and funny will make you appear insecure and low-status. It will also make many people feel too insecure around you to the point of resenting you.

It's important to realize that by being cocky and funny and using cocky and funny lines, women will generally feel attraction for you very, very quickly.

However, at some point in the emotional interaction, a woman's 'logical mind' will kick in and she will realize that she is feeling attraction for you at a faster rate than normal.

She will often instinctively try to slow down the process by gearing the interaction towards a logical and non-emotional interaction.

For example: She may start asking things like, "So what do you do" or "So who are you here with tonight?"

What do you do at this point?

a) Don't answer all of her logical questions like it's an interview. Instead, answer some of her questions and then change the back to focusing on fun emotions.
b) Change the pace: Point out something that you think is cool about her, tell her an interesting story about something that happened to you, or make a statement (i.e. talk from your perspective).
c) Ask her questions that involve fun emotions.

Example: "Do you like chocolate? When was the last time you had a warm chocolate cake, smothered in hot chocolate fudge? Yummmm..."

Then just start talking about how much you love a particular food, or start describing some delicious dishes and the great time you had cooking them, etc.

More Cocky & Funny Tips

- Cocky and funny will spark the attraction, but it isn't the 'be all and end all' of a sexual courtship. Gradually ease up on the cocky and funny and develop a connection between the two of you.

- Sprinkle in cocky and funny behavior like you would sprinkle herbs & spices into a dish.

- If she isn't laughing or smiling, then it probably isn't funny. However, she could also be testing to see if you'll say "I'm just kidding!" and turn into a girly-man.

- If you are always being cocky, you will tend only to attract women who have the psychology of wanting to be treated badly/abused by men in relationships.

- If your approach becomes too cocky, then you'd better be careful in more formal social environments (e.g. work) because it won't go down well.

- Most people respect and admire those who have the 'right level' of arrogance (e.g. David Letterman).

"Avoid 'The Interview' by Using Cocky and Funny"

To an attractive woman, men are often very predictable in terms of:

a) How they go about trying to get to know her.
b) How they show interest in her.
c) How comfortable/uncomfortable they are around her.
d) How they respond to her questions.

For example: When a woman asks a man a question like "So, what do you do?" he will usually respond like he's being interviewed for a job: "Oh, I'm a stock-broker for XYZ Company. How about you? Where do you work?"

Stop and realize that:

1) People connect when they feel emotions around each other. Think about the people you like the most and I guarantee that those people make you feel emotion.
2) The logical details of your resume won't necessarily make women feel the emotion of attraction.

Here are some example cocky and funny lines that you can use in response to "So, what do you do?" that will demonstrate you have the qualities of a guy who is confident/a challenge/fun:

- I'm a lion tamer.
- I'm a part-time astronaut.
- I work in the same building as you! You haven't noticed me yet, or??
- I'm really proud of my job...I mean, some people say I should be doing something else at age 29, but -I work at McDonalds. I got 'employee of the month' last month because I can serve 5 customers ever 2 minutes!
- Whatever I want (and then wink at her).
- I have really nice feet that people take photos of -I'm a foot model.
- I spread rumors for Hollywood. The one I'm working on at the moment is ______.
- I teach Orgasmic Sciences at ______ University.
- I'm in training to get into a boy band.
- You really want to know? I collect garbage. Is that okay, or?

I've said these cocky and funny lines to absolutely beautiful women and they can't believe their ears.

It's a fun time for both parties and it quickly conveys that you aren't trying to seek her acceptance, which is impressive.
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