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Is Another Woman Organizing Your Husband's Office And Cross Pen Sets?

Nov 2, 2007
If you are always busy with your own career path, chances are you're neglecting your husband. Somebody may be taking your place in his heart and mind while you're wondering about the next sales strategy. So don't be surprised that his office is scrupulously neater than the usual handiwork of the tired janitor.

It's you she's thinking about

The other woman would always want to be like number one. She'll fuss over your husband's things and act as she owns half of it. She'll cluck like a mother hen over him, wipe his perspiration and wiggle her butt a little too much.

She'll make his coffee with the perfect touch and check out if his croissants were delivered on time. You can bet that she'll be always the last one to leave the office until your macho man leaves for that dinner he promised you.

While he prepares to rush to the bar where you're waiting, your doppelganger will be smoothing his tie and kissing him goodnight. When he leaves, she'll be arranging his table and setting his Cross pen sets aright.

Don't be mistaken. She'll be thinking of you tonight and devising new tactics to ensure that his heart will be hers. A few more gives and takes, and she might be on her way to victory.

Drop him a visit, unannounced

If it has been a long time since you've been intimate with your husband and hasn't heard any complaints - your guess is as good as mine. He's getting action somewhere else. Surprise him with a gift of Cross pen sets, the latest in the stores, and visit him without any prior announcement.

Here are the signs of a bewitched husband when you drop in unheralded:

1. Becomes flustered when you enter his office unexpectedly.
2. His eyes keep straying to the door while you're unpacking your gift of Cross pen sets.
3. He agrees to everything you say and tries to hurry you to the door.
4. Can't remember what you said a moment ago.
5. He keeps repeating himself.
6. Kisses you with his eyes open.

Before leaving, congratulate him for a well-kept office and say a decibel higher that it's almost like you did the job. Let everybody hear that you gave him the finest Cross pen sets your money could buy from your fat salary. Well, for dramatic effect, don't forget to remind (when you are at the door) that you've ordered great food for dinner tonight. Of course, call him your honey bun and wave goodbye.

Observe too how co-workers are behaving. Here are some body languages to take mental note of:

1. People stare at each other as if to say "almost caught".
2. Don't want to catch your eye (you might ask and they might squeal).
3. Your acquaintances pretend to be busy.
4. There's one woman there who is white as sheet.

Stay cool

There's no need to act like a virago. Stay composed and smile like the First Lady that you are. At dinner time, be attentive and amorous. Who knows, he'll be thanking you profusely for the new Cross pen sets. From then on, take charge.
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