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Cheesy Lines Don't Work!!!

Dec 25, 2007
When it comes to picking up the opposite sex, the one thing that never seems to go out of style is cheesy lines. Unfortunately these cheesy lines manage to pass along from each generation, only to be repeated and rebuffed yet again. If your friends have dubbed you the master of cheesy pick lines, then you probably need to lose the cheesy lines and bad pick up habits and actually get a clue or possible a phone number or two!

Cheesy lines are not just cheesy; they are also tasteless and show very little creativity on your part. If you can't be original enough to say hello in your own way, then why should anyone give you a chance? Sometimes these cheesy pick up lines can even be taken as offensive and make you seem crude. An easy way to make cheesy lines less cheesy is to transform them into something completely different and possibly humorous. If you have ever uttered any of the following pick up lines, then keep reading;

*Someone had better call god, an angel just escaped from heaven!
*Do you have a map? I'm lost in your eyes.
*There you are! I've found the man/woman of my dreams!
*How much time to we have together before you have to return to heaven?
*If I told you, you had a nice body would you hold it against me?

These are the ultimate in cheesy pick up lines, and if you read them aloud you will have a perfect understanding of why you get shot down so frequently. The good news is that the sentiment is perfect, but it doesn't need to be laid on so thick or brash. Turning cheesy lines into regular pick up lines is simple and just requires a little tweaking. Complimenting someone doesn't have to be so dramatic, a simple "wow, you look amazing" or "you have beautiful eyes" will suffice.

Cheesy lines just make you appear as if you're trying too hard to impress someone. It is human nature to wonder what someone is hiding in that they have to try so hard to be something they are not. And with these cheesy lines it makes it seem next to impossible that someone is serious about dating and you're no exception. When you approach the man or woman in which you're interested, introduce yourself and ask for their name. The fact that you have approached them in a sincere fashion pretty much indicates your interest, so cheesy lines that profess their tremendous beauty seems redundant. A simple but thoughtful compliment is much better than recycled cheesy lines that probably didn't work for your uncle Albert either.

Cheesy lines no longer work when picking up the opposite sex. Now it is all about being confident, being funny and being you, so ditch those cheesy lines and get a social life!
For more free information on how cheesy lines are ruining your love life, pick up a copy of our seduction guide below and find out what really works!
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Damian DeAngelo More dating advice available at, please visit Speed-Seduction-Secrets.com
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