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5 Ways A Guy Can Completely Ruin His Kissing Reputation

Jan 23, 2008
Here's the deal guys. Very rarely will a woman tell you that she thinks you're a bad kisser.

Nope, instead she'll abruptly but politely make up an excuse to end the evening. Leaving you wondering "What happened? We were having such a great time".

Maybe you were, but she wasn't.

Now she's going to go home and tell every single one of her girlfriends about the guy who tried to eat her tonsils, or the dude whose breath smelled like cabbage. They'll probably make up nicknames like "the slobber goblin" for you and laugh about it for weeks. Good luck getting some in that town ever again.

Okay, so I admit that the above scenario is a little exaggerated. But it's a fact that women take kissing very seriously. To them it's an indication of how good a guy is going to be at other things.

It's also a fact that they're going to talk about a bad kissing experience with their girlfriends. So, with that in mind, here are the things that will completely ruin your kissing reputation.

Have a Nasty Mouth
Whether it is bad breath or dry, chapped lips, a nasty mouth will destroy her kissing mood.

This is easy to remedy. Just practice good dental hygiene, carry some breath mints, avoid spicy or strong foods, and keep a tube of chapstick handy.

Get Nervous
Go ahead. Get nervous. I'm sure she'll love having your sweaty, clammy hands clumsily pawing at her while you shake like a washing machine spin cycle from anxiety.

Sounds hot, huh?

Instead, why don't you take a few deep breaths when you start feeling nervous and force yourself to relax. Remember it's just kissing and she's probably a little nervous too. Confidence is a major turn on for women. Fake it until you feel it.

Lick Her Tonsils
Because the deeper you can go with your tongue the more impressed she'll be, right? Wrong. Don't be surprised if she pukes all over your lap.

Want to know what will really impress her? Gently touch her tongue with yours and try to copy her movements. Keep your touch slow and soft. Unless she's trying to suck your face off, of course.

Grab Everything
She's putting her tongue in your mouth. That obviously grants you free reign to fondle anything you want, doesn't it?

Take it easy pal. It's still just a kiss. Don't use it as an excuse to grope her shamelessly. How about touching her hips, back, or face instead.

Rush the Kiss
Some guys think that the sooner they finish the kiss, the sooner they can get started on other things. That might work ten percent of the time, but with a quality girl it's guaranteed to backfire.

She can tell when you're rushing things and it's going to irritate her. You definitely won't be remembered as a great kisser.

Take your time. A good kisser behaves like there's nothing else in the world he'd rather be doing. He savors every second. If you can do that, you'll be way ahead of the average guy and well on your way to having an excellent kissing reputation.
About the Author
Chris Williams is a contributing writer for French-Kissing-Techniques.com a collection of French kissing techniques, articles, tips, and resources.
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