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A Thong In My Heart

Jan 26, 2008
I was one of those nerdy guys who forgot to change his underwear. No, it's not what you think. I changed them daily, I simply forgot to change styles and brands long after the trends had run out. It was out of habit. Once a plain white stretch brief wearer, always one. Or so I thought. I didn't know I was about to lose my "underwear innocence" at age 50.

It was not until, perhaps, I was about fifty that I met a woman who saw them and told me to remove them. I thought she might be hot for me, but the true fact was, she said, "Put on some jeans, we are going to J.C. Penny's right now and finding you some decent adult underwear!"

"Oh my", I thought. "I'm becoming my father, and she is expediting that process by making me buy loose white boxer shorts." To my pleasant surprise, that was not the case. Yes, there were boxers, but they were tight-fitting designed boxers that felt and looked great. She made me throw away all my old BVD's which, like an old car or computer, had become my friends, so there was that short grieving process. But it was very short-lived. She liked them so much, she would go on special shopping sprees to find me good looking boxer shorts.

She was a thong collector. This woman loved thongs, not just for their looks but for their comfort. So to be a good neighbor, I went on several thong-hunts and brought home some pretty sexy stuff. This made her happy. And oddly enough, me too. Could nice underwear be the answer to all human issues, I thought to myself. Nahh. But close enough.

Now I must go off-topic a moment to explain that I am a cartoonist. I make my living by selling my licensed goods on such products as funny tees, mouse pads, aprons, hoodies, and other gifts and collectibles. My cartoon is called Londons Times Cartoons.

From sociology classes, I'm aware that adult males and females on the average think about sex a certain numbers of times per day. i forgot the statistics. And it is very difficult for me not to at least consider it when thinking about or talking about a thong. Is that wrong? And I'm guessing the same thought may go through the average adult female when thinking about a nice looking guy dressed in attractive attention-getting boxers or briefs (as opposed to kids white cotton BVD's as I wore a bit too long).

Of course nobody, especially a male, wants to be laughed at when his underwear is noticed, especially by a female and even more especially by a female to whom he is attracted.

So I decided, that since, to most of us, sex is fun, and one has to admit its a little funny, why not make it both with something fun and funny, so I started manufacturing my cartoons on thongs and men's boxers. Not only funny but sexy ones.

A Thong In My Heart has been created online. I opened it last night and orders are already coming in. It sells my cartoon thongs and boxer shorts. People really seem to like them and I'm getting orders and nice emails.

My first male-instinct thought was to name it "A Boxer In My Heart" but for some reason I felt it would go over like "A Stint In My Heart".

The offbeat cartoon thongs and boxers, to my knowledge, are the first of their kind on the market and the topics of the cartoons range from famous rock stars to dogs to love and romance.

So my thought is, maybe I did it a bit too late for this Valentines Day, but there is still plenty of time. Both the boxers and thongs are sexy and funny and I want some of them myself. She now has me hooked on trendy fashionable underwear and by golly now I have my own line. Eat your heart out BVD!
About the Author
Cartoon Entrepreneur Rick London has become hooked on fashionable underwear. So much so, he decided to launch his private label brand of funny but sexy boxers and thongs. His online store is called A Thong In My Heart Sexy Funny Cartoon Thongs And Boxer Shorts
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