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8 Reasons Your Pet Thinks You're A Loser

Feb 22, 2008
So you keep thinking that all pet foods are the same? Ok, here are 8 reasons your pet thinks you are a loser:

1. You firmly believe what the pet food name tells you. If it says 'Premium' or 'Choice' in the name, you believe it and buy it. Hey this company spent millions researching which name will sell the most dog food and cat food who am I to doubt research?

Your pet food purchases are based on the best television commercial. Those adorable dogs and cats. Awwww, you can't resist.

3. You buy your pet's food from the same place you buy your food. Excuse me?...this is a grocery store isn't it? Besides, it says 'premium' (reference reason #1) and it's only $7.00 for a 25 pound bag! Why should you bother to make another stop at that fancy, high priced, special pet store? They all say premium don't they?

4. Organic my #%%! You have me confused with those organic weirdo's.

5. You don't worry if it comes from China! All that pet food recall stuff has been fixed now. That is so last year.

6. Chemicals - Smemicals. That's just some psycho saying chemical preservatives can cause cancer! The FDA says it safe!

7. Antioxidants, what? Don't mess with me buddy. You've been around the block a few times and you know for sure all this garbage about 'free radicals' is just some health nut craze. Probably the same jerks that spread those ugly rumors about second hand smoke. Andthat other thingchelated or proteinated minerals. It's the same jokers trying to tell me this chelated mineral thing is healthier for my pet. Seriouslyget a life!

8. Other pets are just lucky. Like your neighbor's dog that is 14 and still runs at the dog park everyday. Hmmm, that dog does eat some fancy health food. But that's just luck. You'd rather not talk about it anymore.

Congratulations! Your pet thinks you're a loser!

Special Notice: The pets of losers beg you to visit www.TruthAboutPetFood.com, register for the free newsletter, and subscribe to Petsumer Report! Impress your pet today!
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