- Isn't It Time To Teach Parenting?
Oct 30, 2008
The dictionary defines parenting as the rearing of children. It would be a much better world if parenting were defined as the successful rearing of...
Category: Humor
- Who's Minding The ... Environment?
Oct 28, 2008
I remember when Smokey Bear asked us to prevent forest fires and an Indian with a tear running down his cheek asked us not to pollute roadsides....
Category: Humor
- Is There Enough Care In Health Care?
Oct 25, 2008
As the cost of health care goes up, the amount of services goes down - and all we can say is to health with it.
Category: Humor
- Is It A Sign Of The Economy?
Oct 22, 2008
The dictionary defines economy as a system of producing and distributing wealth. It must be the definition of wealth that's changed.
Category: Humor
- Does A Right Cause A Rightabout-face?
Oct 18, 2008
The U.S. Bill of Rights protects many freedoms. It's appropriately called a bill because some of those freedoms came at great cost.
Category: Humor
- Are You Insecure About Security?
Oct 17, 2008
The dictionary defines security as freedom from fear, doubt, etc. Unfortunately, it's not one of the freedoms mentioned in the U.S. Bill of Rights.
Category: Humor
- What's In In Investments?
Oct 15, 2008
The dictionary defines investing as putting money into something to make a profit - hopefully to profit from more than the experience.
Category: Humor
- Are Everyday Heroes A Daily Experience?
Oct 13, 2008
Everyday heroes don't slay dragons or stop bullets with their hands. They do what we hope we'd do in the same situation.
Category: Humor
- Do We Fight Change For Exercise?
Oct 10, 2008
There is no such thing as unchangeable change. The problems with change is that it requires us to change too.
Category: Humor
- Was Darwin Wrong About Evolution?
Oct 8, 2008
Evolutionists believe that the human animal evolved from apes. Unfortunately, not all humans are able to think on their feet.
Category: Humor
- Do Clouds Still Have Silver Linings?
Oct 6, 2008
In a perfect world the value of a clouds silver lining would go up when the stock market went down.
Category: Humor
- Why Doesn't Time Fly In Airplanes?
Oct 2, 2008
The shortest distance between two points is a straight line - unless you are flying and have to take connecting flights.
Category: Humor
- What Is The Source Of Resourcefulness?
Oct 1, 2008
The dictionary defines resourcefulness as the ability to deal effectively with problems. Are problems life's way of teaching us resourcefulness?
Category: Humor
- Who Said It Couldn't Be Done?
Sep 29, 2008
We're told if first we don't succeed we should try, try again. If then we don't succeed - maybe we should read the directions.
Category: Humor
- Can The Facts Be Watered Down?
Sep 26, 2008
On Google the estimates for how much of Earth is covered by water range from 70 to 75%. Obviously, there's no answer that is watertight.
Category: Humor
- Who Puts The Have Into Have-To's?
Sep 24, 2008
Benjamin Franklin said that in this world nothing is certain but death and taxes. Death and taxes are the ultimate have-to's.
Category: Humor
- Does Nature Always Sound Natural?
Sep 22, 2008
Humans are the only animal able to reason. However, human perspective on nature has changed as we've evolved to walking erect.
Category: Pets
- Are We Ever Too Old To Learn?
Sep 22, 2008
Old dogs can learn new tricks. Old humans can learn new tricks too - it's just they have trouble remembering them.
Category: Humor
- Why Is It So Hard To Budge A Budget?
Sep 16, 2008
If the U.S. government was required to keep all budgets 8 feet off the floor, staying under budget might be possible.
Category: Humor
- Is There Always A Brighter Side?
Sep 13, 2008
It's always darkest before the dawn, every cloud has a silver lining, what doesn't kill you will make you stronger - or so they say....
Category: Humor
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